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Hangover Helpers To The Rescue!

Been there before!...No.. literally been there - she's on my picnic table right now.

 Your head aches, you're hungry and your house is littered with sticky plastic cups. Who ya gonna call? Hangover Helpers.

Two University of Colorado graduates are marketing a new business by that name in Boulder, home of CU's main campus. They'll bring in breakfast burritos and Gatorade the morning after a party — and clean up the mess.

Girls Gone Wild? Blame Binge Drinking

Ahh...another Jacob vs. Edward conversation heads south..

 A British study has revealed that the binge drinking culture is leading to scores of young women becoming more aggressive and "out of control".  Trained professionals at No Shit University stated that the increase in young women's alcohol consumption is causing scores of normally tame chicks to emulate male behavior.

Man where do I sign up to help conduct a study like that..I have great ideas for some studies "How alcohol makes young women more susceptible to suggestion", "How exposed breasts may cause distraction to male viewers", "How being wasted increases the likelihood one will sit through an entire infomercial"...being a researcher sounds like cake!

 
Read More: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1333976/Binge-drinking-culture-creating-generation-aggressive-control-women.html

Burglar bakes brownies, naps and downloads porn..

OK, but who HASN'T done this at least once..

JACKSONVILLE --
A burglar who broke into a North Florida home was apparently really hungry.
Deputies in Jacksonville said a man broke into a home Thursday morning by using a garage door opener he found in an unlocked car.
Once inside, investigators said the man baked some brownies.
In addition, the man used the homeowners’ computer to look at pornography, and even took a nap in one of the beds.
Kyle Davis, a neighbor who came by to check on the home he thought to be empty, said the suspect pointed a gun at him.
“When I came around the corner, there was a man holding a gun right at me,” said David. “If he wanted to, he could have shot me, or chased behind me and tried to shoot me. But he never fired a shot, so I’m thankful for that.”
Instead, Davis said the gunman took off running. Deputies said the suspect remains on the loose.

Burglar bakes brownies, naps and downloads porn after breaking into Jacksonville home

Random Quote of the Moment

"Big Brother isn't watching. He's singing and dancing.
He's pulling rabbits out of a hat.
Big Brother's busy holding your attention every moment you're awake.
He's making sure you're always distracted.
He's making sure you're fully absorbed.
He's making sure your imagination withers. Until it's about as useful as your appendix.
He's making sure your attention is always filled.

And this being fed, it's worse than being watched. With the world always filling you, no one has to worry about what's in your mind.
With everyone's imagination atrophied, no one will ever be a threat to the world."


~ Chuck Palahniuk

F*ck the Pain Away ~ Sung by Miss Piggy (Thanks V)

Fresh Batch of Troubled Brand Candles Brewed

Latest batch of twisted Troubled Brand candles poured fresh from the kitchen - 2 for $20 until we run out again.

Troubled Brand Candles