Black Monday Tribute - Sad & Misunderstood Emo Girls

 So yesterday was Blue Monday (sometimes called Black Monday) ..some bogus holiday created by an advertising firm a while back stating it is statistically one of the more depressing days of the year. As you can see we at Troubled decided to skip the day completely, so for those of you that decided to partake here's a visual tribute to the sad, depressed and slightly narcissistic out there...

 

 

Did someone say porn star?

Bree Olsen's latest TwitPic...and being in the porn industry of course it has gained our attention.

Troubled traveled to Miami to meet her but she had to cancel -  *whimper*

Check out the article here.

Grandma's Reaction To 2 Girls 1 Cup

Oh lordy please don't kill nana! Hahaha..

Incest is Wincest?

Alternate Title: Oedipus Shmoedipus ..

We don't normally give two shits about celeb gossip, but this photo has "fucked up" written all over it..(and in turn piques the Troubled gang's interest)

Check out Victoria Secret model Stephanie Seymour and her teenage son (yes you read that correctly) on the beach...

So many mixed emotions... *shudder*

 

Check out the full photo spread at Egotastic!

Anonymous Dating Confessions

Got a dating confession to get off your chest..and would rather share it with the entire internet anonymously rather than with the person you're dating? Boy are YOU in luck!

Some funny, some strange, some pathetic.....OK a lot of them are pathetic.


Check them out HERE...

Man Arrested For Possessing Too Much Alcohol

An excess of "holiday spirits" landed an Albertville man in jail on Christmas Eve.

Albertville Police Chief Benny Womack said 35-year-old Ramiro Santos, of the Kilpatrick Mobile Home Park, was stopped at 10 p.m. Friday at the intersection of U.S. 431 and Mathis Mill Road in Albertville on suspicion of driving under the influence.

During a subsequent search of Santos' vehicle, officers discovered a large quantity of beer, leading to charges of illegal transportation of alcoholic beverages being filed against Santos.

The Girls of Black Swan : COED Magazine

 The fine folks at COED recently had a tribute to the girls of Black Swan - who am I to deny them air time on our site!

Mila Kunis

Winona Ryder

Natalie Portman

Trash Cinema Collective's December Devil Girl

As a Christmas present to their fans, our pals over at the Trash Cinema Collective have selected their December Devil Girl - Alice Malice.

....check out the full set HERE!

Prank: Are You Eating A Snickers Bar?

Funny as shit - worth 5 minutes of your time.

Meth Lab + Agressive Monkeys = Comedy Ensues

Hawkins County deputies investigating a meth lab met with four aggressive monkeys.

Narcotics Unit supervisor Sgt. Chad Gillenwater told the Kingsport Times-News deputies smelled meth at the home of William Alan "Monkey Man" Givan on Friday.

Inside the home they found methamphetamine cooking. They also found four monkeys, which Givan kept as pets. The monkeys were aggressive toward officers and ripped the jacket of a Tennessee Wildlife Resources Agency officer who was called in to investigate.

Officers turned the monkeys over to Givan's wife, who was not charged in relation to the meth lab.

Gillenwater said the monkeys were kept in an area that was separate from the meth lab and did not have to be decontaminated.

Givan faces several drug-related charges. He is free on $25,000 bond.

http://www.timesnews.net

Troubled Prank: Christmas Wii Prank

The couple at PrankvsPrank.com bring us our latest installment where the chick we saw in the spider clip gets her boyfriend back..

Troubled Prank: Random Girlfriend Scares

Bunch of sadistic boyfriends scare the crap out of their girlfriends for our amusement.

Check out the poo check she does at 4:14

Troubled Prank: Spider VS Girlfriend - PLACE YOUR BETS!

She should have known something was up when he started speaking like Yoda.


EMBED-Girlfriend Tarantula Prank - Watch more free videos

Troubled Prank : The Buttered Floor

In honor of the season of giving, the Troubled Gang will be sharing some of our favorite pranks from now till Christmas that we felt you would enjoy...stuff you too can pull on coworkers, friends, loved ones - anyone you're trying to alienate or piss off.

We kick it off with The Buttered Floor - this jackass's roommate would slam the door at 7:30 a.m. every morning on the way to class - luckily for our amusement our conspirator has a camera and no sense of shame.

Tis the season..!!

Do It Yourself: Make a Kegerator

Not What We Mean..

Got an extra fridge, $200, and the urge to impress your beer drinking friends? Well look no further as the Troubled gang has found the answer to your dilemma. Build your own Kegerator and your liver will soon be in for a shit load of trouble..

Check it:  Make a Kegerator

Troubled Partnering With Myrcury's Toybox..

 

We are pleased to announce that the Troubled commissary will be carrying high quality merchandise from Myrcury's Toybox. We've got some goodies loaded already with a lot more to come!!

CHECK IT OUT!!

Barcode Yourself - Big Brother Thanks Your Efforts

Now you too can voluntarily bar code yourself. Why wait for government to do it for you!

Barcode Yourself by Scott Blake

Troubled Goth Chicks Looking...Um....Troubled...and Goth

Hangover Helpers To The Rescue!

Been there before!...No.. literally been there - she's on my picnic table right now.

 Your head aches, you're hungry and your house is littered with sticky plastic cups. Who ya gonna call? Hangover Helpers.

Two University of Colorado graduates are marketing a new business by that name in Boulder, home of CU's main campus. They'll bring in breakfast burritos and Gatorade the morning after a party — and clean up the mess.

Girls Gone Wild? Blame Binge Drinking

Ahh...another Jacob vs. Edward conversation heads south..

 A British study has revealed that the binge drinking culture is leading to scores of young women becoming more aggressive and "out of control".  Trained professionals at No Shit University stated that the increase in young women's alcohol consumption is causing scores of normally tame chicks to emulate male behavior.

Man where do I sign up to help conduct a study like that..I have great ideas for some studies "How alcohol makes young women more susceptible to suggestion", "How exposed breasts may cause distraction to male viewers", "How being wasted increases the likelihood one will sit through an entire infomercial"...being a researcher sounds like cake!

 
Read More: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1333976/Binge-drinking-culture-creating-generation-aggressive-control-women.html