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Hangover Helpers To The Rescue!

Been there before!...No.. literally been there - she's on my picnic table right now.

 Your head aches, you're hungry and your house is littered with sticky plastic cups. Who ya gonna call? Hangover Helpers.

Two University of Colorado graduates are marketing a new business by that name in Boulder, home of CU's main campus. They'll bring in breakfast burritos and Gatorade the morning after a party — and clean up the mess.

Girls Gone Wild? Blame Binge Drinking

Ahh...another Jacob vs. Edward conversation heads south..

 A British study has revealed that the binge drinking culture is leading to scores of young women becoming more aggressive and "out of control".  Trained professionals at No Shit University stated that the increase in young women's alcohol consumption is causing scores of normally tame chicks to emulate male behavior.

Man where do I sign up to help conduct a study like that..I have great ideas for some studies "How alcohol makes young women more susceptible to suggestion", "How exposed breasts may cause distraction to male viewers", "How being wasted increases the likelihood one will sit through an entire infomercial"...being a researcher sounds like cake!

 
Read More: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1333976/Binge-drinking-culture-creating-generation-aggressive-control-women.html

Burglar bakes brownies, naps and downloads porn..

OK, but who HASN'T done this at least once..

JACKSONVILLE --
A burglar who broke into a North Florida home was apparently really hungry.
Deputies in Jacksonville said a man broke into a home Thursday morning by using a garage door opener he found in an unlocked car.
Once inside, investigators said the man baked some brownies.
In addition, the man used the homeowners’ computer to look at pornography, and even took a nap in one of the beds.
Kyle Davis, a neighbor who came by to check on the home he thought to be empty, said the suspect pointed a gun at him.
“When I came around the corner, there was a man holding a gun right at me,” said David. “If he wanted to, he could have shot me, or chased behind me and tried to shoot me. But he never fired a shot, so I’m thankful for that.”
Instead, Davis said the gunman took off running. Deputies said the suspect remains on the loose.

Burglar bakes brownies, naps and downloads porn after breaking into Jacksonville home

Random Quote of the Moment

"Big Brother isn't watching. He's singing and dancing.
He's pulling rabbits out of a hat.
Big Brother's busy holding your attention every moment you're awake.
He's making sure you're always distracted.
He's making sure you're fully absorbed.
He's making sure your imagination withers. Until it's about as useful as your appendix.
He's making sure your attention is always filled.

And this being fed, it's worse than being watched. With the world always filling you, no one has to worry about what's in your mind.
With everyone's imagination atrophied, no one will ever be a threat to the world."


~ Chuck Palahniuk

F*ck the Pain Away ~ Sung by Miss Piggy (Thanks V)

Fresh Batch of Troubled Brand Candles Brewed

Latest batch of twisted Troubled Brand candles poured fresh from the kitchen - 2 for $20 until we run out again.

Troubled Brand Candles

Fetish 101: Intro To The Kinky & Unconventional : COED Magazine

We all love sex, and we all have the most awesome sex life ever, right? Yeah, right. No matter how great you think sex is, it can always get better. There’s nothing wrong with experimentation (as long as it doesn’t involve children or animals), so don’t be shy! When it comes to sex, there’s a whole world out there that most people don’t even bother to investigate. Silly, really, when you consider that the only thing you have to lose are your inhibitions! But what if the things that arouse you aren’t normally considered arousing? Welcome to the world of fetish!

Fetish 101: Intro To The Kinky & Unconventional : COED Magazine

Sunday Alcohol Sales on the Rise in U.S. - ABC News

It's getting easier to find a little hair of the dog on Sundays.

More states and communities are allowing Sunday liquor and alcohol sales or moving sales start times to as early as 6 a.m.
Since 2002, 14 states have joined the list of states allowing Sunday sales of distilled spirits, bringing the total to 36, says Lisa Hawkins of the Distilled Spirits Council of the United States.

"Blue laws ... simply don't make sense in today's economy. They inconvenience consumers and deprive states of much-needed tax revenue," she says.

Gary Busey Raps With The Women of Entourage

Gary's been making the convention circuit lately and Troubled had a chance to meet him a month back.

 

Check him out with the girls of entourage and another Troubled alumni Jesse Jane!

http://vimeo.com/16663401

26 Most Beautiful MMA Ring Girls

I know you too often say to yourself, "Man I wish someone would spent countless hours going through pics of scantily clad hot chicks so I don't have to!"

Well, Virginia there is a Santa Claus.

Amber Nichole Miller

Christie Cartwright

About Time - An Honest Four Loko Commercial

 12 % alcohol - 100% chance of getting chicks drunk!

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1943435

Kites From The Pen - A Prisoner Blog..

A blogging site for prisoners who are deemed unworthy of internet access. After scanning the handwritten letters, you read, reply and make new friends!

Check it out...


http://betweenthebars.org/blogs/

5 Signs It’s Time to Take Yourself Home : COED Magazine

We’ve all been there. One of your friends is insisting on taking one more shot, which will probably be followed by another beer, followed by a quick game of boot ‘n rally. While your head is all like, “yeah, yeah this is a great idea.” Your body is starting to get that nagging feeling which usually signals it’s time to leave. Whether this “nagging feeling” is your stomach about to send back up the last two carbombs you took, or your bladder screaming “I can’t take any more!” there’s more than one way to know when you’re better off hailing a cab than a bartender.


5 Signs It’s Time to Take Yourself Home : COED Magazine

100 Greatest Horror Movie Quotes of All Time

Can you place the majority of them? Check it out ~

Random Quote of the Moment

“Computer games don't affect kids, I mean if Pac Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching pills and listening to repetitive music”  ~ Gareth Owen

What did YOUR porn star do for Halloween?

Stolen from various porn star tweets...bon appetite!

Samhain Sale Drawing To a Close!!

Cocaine: 5 Things Men Should Know

 
Besides promises of acting work, nothing makes a guy more popular than scoring some blow and sharing it with some ladies of the night.

We all know this..but there’s a few things all men should know about cocaine. What are they?
Why we’re glad you asked..

Read on...

Don't Get In That Car - A Photo Essay

But what if they have candy?